He's Made a Huge, Tiny Mistake
(Metric - Hustle Rose)

Bush Takes Fresh Shot at Iraq War Critics

Bush - "Only one person manipulated evidence and misled the world — and that person was Saddam Hussein,"

Holy crap, that's gotta be the longest crack high I've ever seen!

They've Made a Huge Mistake
(Gorillaz - El Manana)

I just found out that FOX is planning to cancel Arrested Development and I can't help but cry like a little girl. Here's a show that is just head and shoulders above every comedy on tv today and somehow FOX cannot seem to market it to its seemingly mass of stupid viewers. And the writers of Arrested Development have snuck in some comments into their shows alluding to this very fact -- "Why are we going after this stupid demographic anyhow?" I'm convinced that the show is just too clever for the average FOX viewer.

I'm also convinced that Bill O'Reilly has something to do with the cancellation. Maybe Bill couldn't stand the left-wing humour. Maybe Bill couldn't stand that they mentioned his name on the show. Damn you Bill O'Reilly! Seriously, is there a more righteous sounding prick on TV these days?

Well hopefully another network picks up AD and runs with the show. As for FOX, they're officially on my boycott list.

When Idiots Attack
(The Killers - All These Things That I've Done)

Toilet Lawsuit

Seriously, the US really needs to get a grip on these litigations. It's just a colossal waste of the judicial time.

This reminds me of the McDonald's lawsuit where the lady sued the company for making their coffee TOO HOT.

"I may have been clumsy and spilt the coffee on my groin but did you have to make it so damn hot? Coffee isn't suppose to be THAT HOT!"

I wish we could sue these people for being idiots because they cause me mental anguish.

The Poor Cute Little Kids
(Death Cab For Cutie - Marching Bands of Manhatten)

Khiem: I have a coworker that might rival ***** and *** in cheapness
she doesn't buy halloween candy for the kids
they just close the lights and pretend that they're not home
every year
they CHOOSE to cheat the kids
Garry: hey, i do that
hahaha
Khiem: :|
Garry: i'm just too lazy
Khiem: the poor kids man
the POOR KIDS!
Garry: halloween is so frickin annoying
doesn't even make sense
Khiem: it doesn't make sense to us
but the kids
the cute little kids
Garry: i'd much rather celebrate the other artificial holiday, Valentine's... at least i'm giving to the one i love instead of having to get up every 5 minutes to answer the door
Khiem: the poor cute little kids
you're failing to see the point
it's not about you
it's about the poor cute little kids
emphasis on poor
Garry: poor cute little kids?
umm.. poor little cute kids wouldn't have nice costumes on.. they'd be draped in a garbage bag
some people give out more candy based on the quality of costume...
that's like giving out MORE treats to the RICHER kids
how does that make sense?
Khiem: yeah...but I'm sure we can reason that xmas doesn't make sense either
presents from some fat white guy?
come on!
but the point is...it makes the kids happy
Garry: yeah, but i'd rather donate to needy charities and toys to under-priviliged kids than the rich brats in my neighbourhood
maybe if i lived in the ghetto, i'd give out more candy to kids
Khiem: kids are kids
I'm sure you weren't an angel
your parents probably gave you a car for halloween
and you can't give out candy?
come on!
Garry: never said i deserved the candy either
Khiem: yeah...but you liked it
and now you're jipping other kids
Garry: if i could, i'd leave it out there so they can serve themselves
but we all know that these POOR LITTLE CUTE KIDS would take it ALL
Khiem: hahaha
they would
Garry: sorry, the FIRST poor little cute kid
and leave nothing for anyone else
i have no problem with giving...
just don't make me do it on a specified day... and don't make me do it 50 times, up and down my friggin stairs
Khiem: you're just lazy
once a year
Garry: if they could all group together and come at once, that'd be great
Khiem: once a year
Garry: i'll just buy a boatload of candy and throw it off my roof
it'll be like raining candy!
Khiem: you should invent a candy dispensing machine that fingerprints each kid and gives them candy
no duplicates allowed!
Garry: and any fingerprints that are adult size get rejected
anyway, luckily, i live in a young trendy area with no families or kids...
i got zero trickortreaters last night
Khiem: I had maybe 10 rings
that's not that bad
but seriously...once a year...do it for the kids!
Garry: bah humbug... i'd rather sponsor a child in africa
Khiem: korea
annyong
do it
Garry: haha
we should do it when we incorporate
good corporate image
:$
Khiem: yeah...none of us drink coffee anyhow
it only costs a coffee a day!
Garry: then we can motivate ourselves cause then his livelihood would depend on our success!
Khiem: and keep us from drinking coffee!
damn that caffeine!
Garry: and we can write it off!
Khiem: this conversation is so wrong
Garry: i know
hahaha
that's what makes it so good
Khiem: the poor cute little kids!
Garry: i'll just give out candy to random kids on the street
see.. but then they won't take it cause they'll be cautious coming from a stranger
but they have no problem ringing my doorbell all night long asking for it from my own private home
Khiem: but a stranger in his own home...that's ok
cuz you own a home
you have to be a pretty responsible stranger to own a home
I'd take candy from a home owner over a street thug any day
Garry: haha.. every thug has to go home sometime
Khiem: yeah...that's where they should give out candy
not on the streets...that's creepy
this is why Santa sneaks into your house and drops presents off
Garry: what if they had reverse hallowe'en
Khiem: otherwise he'd just stand on the streets and give them to people passing by
Garry: all the kids stay home.. and the adults are the ones going around to each house giving candy?
ya think they'd go for that?
Khiem: you'd do that?
you're too lazy to go down stairs to your door
you'd go down the street to give a kid candy?
that's the worst bluff I've ever seen
Garry: hell no... but it's just an extension of what it is now... instead of just stopping at my door, i'd step outside and go around the neighbourhood
anyway, santa... breaking and entering is better than just handing stuff out on the street? i dunno
Khiem: that makes no sense at all
Garry: if i caught him in the act, i'd just beat him and take his shit
kick him out and call the cops
Khiem: yeah...especially if he ate my cookies
and drank my milk
especially if that milk was from my wife's nipple
Garry: yeah, that's not santa anymore.. that's called your wife's lover
Khiem: and your kid's father
you know what would make more sense?
if kids paid people to deliver candy to their house
we should start a halloween delivery service
order your candy now!
Garry: haha.. of just do like virtual hallowe'en... kids would spam pics through email to peeps and they'd have to send candy out
if you received 50 emails with pics of poor little cute kids dressed up, would you send them candy?
Khiem: I probably would
come on...how much does a bonbon cost?
probably a little more expensive with postage now
Garry: so you'd go to the post office and lick 50 envelopes?
Khiem: no...hopefully you can just stick the stamp right on the candy
Garry: uhh.. what about the address?
Khiem: add a little tag like the ones you get on xmas presents
write something cute like "for little timmy"
or "this one's for tiny tina"
Garry: then do it! prove it!
find random kids on the net and send them treats!
hahaha
Khiem: if it were widely accepted
it might seem creepy
the poor cute little kids